Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?”
I am going to reblog this quote every year.
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar